How you know you’ll enjoy a Godard film:

• You have a hole in your heart
• You can’t stand the warmth of sunshine
• Smoking is breathing
• Woman are not just objects of desire but industrial magnets in an auto-scrap yard
• When you feel nothing you still feel something
• There’s no point to anything, but it’s no excuse not to get dressed up
• Guns are not just phallic but a monolithic burden
• There is life after death, you just can’t smoke
• Your strengths will ultimately destroy you
• Your worth is proportionate to how well you scowl
• If you’re boring you might as well be dead
• The normal process of being human (i.e. eating, drinking, walking) is just a suggestion
• Men are cowards, therefore endlessly fascinating
• Childhood is parole for adulthood
• Responsibility lays in the hands of people with little worth, jealousy is the motivation for all action
• Only true heroes live to die